Sorry, this Probably Isn’t the Website You’re Looking For
Posted by Andrew on January 17, 2008
One of the joys of operating a blog is getting a daily report telling us the search engine terms that people used to find our blog that day. So for example, if you typed “burning bosom” into Google, and then clicked the link to our blog on the results page, we know about it.
We are continually amused by the search engine terms that people use to find us–intentionally or unintentionally. Here are a few of my personal favorites from just last week. To be clear, these are words people typed into a search engine, like Google, to find our website:
bosom exposure
mormon funeral potatoes
body of woomen
cold cuts
the death penalty the unsolvable riddle
burning in the bosom muslims
intolerant neighbors
subway restaurant
mormons are bad
why can’t mormons leave us alone?
Stephen M (Ethesis) said
I laughed too hard, too often while looking at referrals to my blog. Thanks for the reminder that I need to do it again.
Jon W said
Yeah Nativity was very popular search term for mine. I think because I had a bunch of people looking for photos on Google Image search.
Oh well: “Argh come for the [photo] stay for the Food!”
Loralie said
i can’t believe it! i had no idea you could find out that kind of information. so someone was looking for “bosom exposure” (porn?) and found this website?! this is too funny.
Shawn L said
And by the way, in this modern age, is “bosom exposure” really the best way to find naked women on the web? Not that I’m advocating such a thing, of course . . .
Andrew said
Oh, now that’s just great Shawn. Now that you’ve typed the words “naked women” into a comment, we’re going to get all sorts of hits to our blog for that too!!!
Shawn L said
Whatever brings the people, baby!
BHodges said
Classic.
Shawn L said
By the way, this is new my favorite:
“bearded mormon,pictures”
mcgilla said
this is my favorite thing! the other a bunch of people stumbled onto mine with “the mustache helps”
Lora said
Hehe, lol!
And how exactly do you get your blog to appear when they are looking for those terms?